12/16/2005
Important Advice for Women
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
Sometimes they are not thinking about you. Live with it.Saturday/ Sunday = sports.
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then they're stuck with us.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, they are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
they don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind them frequently beforehand.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think they'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with our dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Go to them with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what they do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Better yet, consider a brain transplant.
Check your oil! Please.Anything they said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask them.they refuse to answer. If they do they are in trouble anyways.
If something they said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes us sad or angry, they meant the other one.
Let them ogle. they are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
Afterall don’t we go window shopping?we can either ask them to do something or tell them how we want it done. Not both.
If we already know best how to do it, just do it ourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do they.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
they have no idea what mauve is.If it itches, it will be scratched. theydo that.they are not mind readers andtheynever will be.
their lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little they care about us.
If they ask what is wrong and we say "nothing," they will act like nothing's wrong.
they know we are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. they get into trouble anyways!
If we ask a question we don't want an answer to, expect an answer we don't want to hear.When they have to go somewhere, absolutely anything we wear is fine. Really…Don't ask them what they're thinking about unless we are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside rule, or motor bikes.
we have enough clothes.we have too many shoes.No we never really do have too many shoes.
It is neither in our best interest or theirs to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz. Especially if it is in Cosmopolitan
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
taken frm his blog,
edited frm mai mind.
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